Joe rogan speaks the truth
Greatest moment of my life.
Dr. Cox- Scrubs (via nottebisteccaa)
He never said any of this.
A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well, I’ll tell you what, my friend, unless you’re also planning on giving me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I’m afraid the answer is yeah…no! Here’s a–here’s a novel idea: Why don’t you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee with so damn many fake sugars in it, that the coffee itself gets cancer.
Janitor: Hey. We solved your dumb game.
Troy: We been to the libary!
Janitor: “brary” Troy. “LiBRARy.” Anyway, “What two coins, when you put ‘em together, makes thirty cents and one of them isn’t a nickel?” Hmmmm. A penny and… a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly…
Oh Leo, you crazy man, you.